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Yo man) Yo (呦!老兄) 呦!
(Open up man) What do you want man? (開門 呀,老兄)你怎麼了?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?(我被我女朋友抓包了) 你被她抓包?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?(我不知道我怎會讓它發生) 跟誰?
(The girl next door, you know?) Man... (隔壁那個美眉)ㄡ~
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you( 我不知道該怎麼辦)說那不是你
(Alright) (好吧)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed女友開門進來,當場我被抓包
Creeping with the girl next door 與隔壁的美眉暗通款曲
Picture this we were both butt-naked 想像一下,我們倆光著屁股
Banging on the bathroom floor 在浴室地板上嘿咻的模樣
How could I forget 我怎麼會忘掉
That I ha d given her an extra key 我有給她備份鑰匙
All this time she was stand ing there 現在她站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me視線停留在我身上

How you can grant the woman access to your villa 你怎會給女人有進入你屋子的權利
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow 闖入屋子並親眼看到這些
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer你最好小心點,在她還沒殺人之前
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner在這種情況下你最好別亂叫人來
To be a true playe r you have to know how to play要玩這個遊戲你得知道遊戲規則
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay 當她說你不忠,說服她你個是同 性戀
Never admit to a word when she say 永遠別承認做過的壞事
Makes a c laim and you tell her baby no way 當她有要求,告訴她"寶貝,不行
"But she caught me on the counter 但是我在長桌做被她抓包(It wasn't me) (那不 是我)
Saw me banging on the sofa 看見我在沙發上嘿咻
(It wasn't me)(那不是我)
I even had her in the shower 我們還在浴室做過
(It wasn't me)(那不是我)
She even caught me on camera 她還拍照作證
(It wasn't me) (那不是我)
She saw the marks on my shoulder她看到我肩膀的痕跡
(It wasn't me) (那不是我)
Heard the words that I told her 聽到我對別人說的情話
(It wa sn't me) (那不是我)
Heard the screams getting louder尖叫聲越叫越大聲
( It wasn't me)(那不是我)
She stayed until it was over 她目睹整個過程

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see 我試著讓她別看到這一切Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me 她為什麼要相信我,如果我說"那不是我
"Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix確定她知道那不是你,引導她到你想要的劇情
When ever you should see her make da giggolo flex 見到她的時候就扮個舞男的 騷樣
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex 盡量地表現幽默,這不會太難
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs 眼見為憑所以你該換副眼鏡了You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past你得知道她不會為發生過的事煩惱
Hardly recollecting and then s he'll go to noontime mass 這些事很快就被遺忘,之後她會去望彌撒
Your answer: go over there 回她一句: 去!
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast 但如果她拿支槍你知道你最好快點落跑

How could I forget 我怎麼會忘掉
That I had given her an extra key 我有給她備份鑰匙
All this time she was standing there 現在她站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me視線停留在我身上
Gonna tell her that I'm sor ry for the pain that I've caused 我得跟她說我對我所造成的痛苦感到抱歉
I've been listenin' to your reasonin' 我聽了你編的理由
It makes no se nse at all有點太扯了
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused 我們應該跟她說我對我所造成的痛苦感到抱歉
You may thi nk that you're a player 你可能自喻是箇中高手
But you're completely lo st 其實你是個超級遜腳

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以後被抓到大概就要跟這首歌一樣吧XDDDD